Today is the first day of another year
A new year brings with it the promise of a new beginning. There is always hope, with the passing of time, that we can have a fresh start. To this end, I am offering my moustache - a tiny piece of my identity.
Embrace this opportunity. Everyone needs to start somewhere-Just as the oyster cultivates the pearl, around a tiny piece of sediment in it's mouth, I give you my moustache, around which, you may someday grow a man.
To the victor, the spoils..